You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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