the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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