Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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