Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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