It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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