I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
last night I used snow as a chaser
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