What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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