Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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