Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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