if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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