So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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