I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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