Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just had sex bonerless
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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