Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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