then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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