i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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