Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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