People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
