we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
operation harelip BJ is a go
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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