I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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