New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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