Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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