fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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