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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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