try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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