I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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