When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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