Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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