You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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