Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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