A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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