Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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