This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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