Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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