Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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