Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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