so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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