Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
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