Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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