are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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