Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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