Don't you send me to vm
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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