weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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