Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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