HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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