Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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