i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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