Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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