Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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