her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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