are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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