i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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