So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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