I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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